what goes down must come up..right?
Friday, February 29th, 2008Act 1
The three women driving down the country road were laughing and talking like old friends; one would hardly guess they were mother and daughters. The scenery was familiar and comforting as they traveled, and topic of when the melting snow came up once more.
“Can you believe all this snow?” Mother asked. “And March is only a few days away.”
“Yes! I can’t wait for this snow to melt, and then Spring,” replied Emily.
“I know,” chimed in Breezy, “I’ve already seen two bluebirds in our backyard!”
Yes, Spring indeed was on its way, but Winter seemed determined to stick around a while more. As the old brown truck rumbled down the driveway of Mrs. J, their piano teacher, someone made the comment about getting stuck again. “Since we drove the truck this time, we shouldn’t have a problem.”
An hour later after the piano lessons, the ladies exited the house, still chatting with Mrs. J. Two of her young boys ran giggling ahead. The three ladies settled into the truck and headed up the frozen-slush covered hill. With a running start of 35mph, the brown truck made it back up the drive. Almost.
“Please, Lord! Please get the truck out! Pleeassee!” The prayers whirled through their hearts as fast as the wheels spun in the ice. Backing up 20 feet, the mom laid on the gas pedal. Right back to where the tracks ended last time. The truck dejectedly backed up to the house. There was no way they were getting out of there.
Act 2
Mr. J. was now in the front seat. “There’s not enough weight in the back.”
“Would it help if we sat back there?” Emily suggested.
“‘Might”
So the girls hopped out, and into the back. Their mom soon joined them.
Mr. J. drove the truck in to the yard, hoping for some traction. Exhaust fumes and a layer of ice under the snow created an aura of survival versus surreal. First he’d drive one direction up the hill, then after getting stuck, back up, then try a slightly different route. Several times. Still too light.
The next thing they knew they the whole J clan had joined them. Surrounded by her three boys and her three chagrined guests, Mrs. J said, “It’s just a guy thing now.”
“Daddy’ll get you out,” chirped Gavin. “He’s determined!”
And got them out he did. With a last attempt, the extra weight pushed them up the hill. Up it went and on to the road with a whole troop of adventurous homeschoolers. The truck was parked as the J. clan jumped out and walked back down the drive. They had to get to mid-week service at their church, and we needed to start supper.
Act 3
As they triumphantly chugged down the bi-pass, they noticed the J.s in their truck behind them, Smiling and waving as they turned right.
At the stop light Mom said, “Oh, you might want to put your seats belts on.”
“Mine is stuck in the door.” Emily shoved the door open and plucked the belt in just in time for the green light.
Off they rode into the sunset, weary from their little escapade.
“What a fiasco that was,’” contemplated Emily. “I wonder if they ever saw the belt hanging out the door.”
The End
-Boreas, by J. W. Waterhouse-





